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I am Livy. An 18 year old insane farmer person from the UK.
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Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

studip:

do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”

Reblog if you’re over 10 and you still have stuffed animals on your bed or in your room.

laugh-addict:

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karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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majorhayniac:

yummy-casburger:

Parody of Cinderella -오-

I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS FUCKING CUTE

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

you-know-you-kn0w-me:

pulviate:

i-do-not-burn-my-bra:

✩ 40 REASONS WHY THE WORLD STILL NEEDS FEMINISM 

this is gold

READ ALL OF THESE

aurelinejanell:

Patrick I can not with you anymore

You sassy thing

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor


by 2027

by 2027

dkc2:

Well I know reason #1

dkc2:

Well I know reason #1

anythiingbutmine:

retrogamingblog:

Cubone

First of all you can go straight to hell you soulless shred of pocket lint

anythiingbutmine:

retrogamingblog:

Cubone

First of all you can go straight to hell you soulless shred of pocket lint

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along